Why don't you shut up

Generally, I don't talk to people about my health issues, and I most definitely don't talk about my ever-growing, intense desire to have a baby. A few people know, and I just want to say, if someone else says "why don't you adopt?" I will stab them in the eye with a pen. Of course I've thought about adoption, when anyone first finds out they can't have a kid, do you think they just go, oh, i guess we'll just never do anything. We'll just die childless. Adoption is like a fad right now, so why do people feel the need to tell me to "hey, did you think about adoption?" Of course I fucking think about adoption! Every celebrity in the world that is not already pregnant, is thinking about adoption. And then telling reporters that they are thinking about adoption. "I'm going green - I drive a hybrid and i buy expensive lightbulbs." "Oh? Well I'm thinking about adoption." Bastards. It's hard. Its a long drawn out process, where they peer into your life, and give you mounds of paper work. I read that it takes over a year in many cases.

Yes, I think about adoption, I want to adopt. I want a baby. But its really not that simple. Nothing ever is. Thanks a frikkin lot.